Funny things kids say

We kept a list of all the silly things the kids said on our recent trip. I have gotten into the habit of, and keep a journal of, silly/ funny/ cute words the kids say; so it was easy to write down a list while we were gone.  

They totally crack me up sometimes. Some of the crazy stuff is so the age they are; some is just because they are... well... crazy.

So, here goes the list...

1. "My Penis is scared"- Abraham; when going up, before we went down on the Atlantis Ride.
2.  "Ice! That is so cool!"  James after I made ice - rather than having it dispense from the frig like at home.
3.  "Oh. They are real." James in regards to the penguins we saw at Sea World.  Did he think they were fake?
4.   Singing... "Your butt is cute and you're pooping!" -Abraham. Hmmm
5.   "I put chapstick on my tummy. Ivy's too. And my legs. And my face. And I wrote letters on here (the dresser) for you." -Scarlet; that was fun to clean up.
6.  "Sea World has lots of seas." James. Ummm, well yes it does.
7.  "Does Lego land have Lego's?" -Scarlett. Really?
8.  "Can I get in the mud?" -Scarlett. Let me think about that for .2 seconds.  ah, no.
9.   While riding in the car, "Mom?"
      "Yes?"
      "Do they have schools here?" (Meaning in California)
      "Yes..."
      "Where are they then. That's the question." -Both boys
10.  While walking up the sidewalk to enter the park, "Look! It's a Lego bird!" -James: about a regular, old, black, bird sitting on the entrance sign.
11.  "Lego's have mass"- James. Mass? Are you kidding me? Mass? Sheesh. Not what I was thinking.   I was closer to..."Wow, that's cool."
12.  This isn't anything said because it was Ivy and she has a very limited vocabulary. But in the elevator she was playing pin ball And she was the ball. It was quite funny to watch her bounce off the walls and door of the elevator. Repeatedly.
13. Last one, I think. One of the few things Ivy says is "snack" but she draws out the "sn" and says it over and over and over until you give her something to eat. "Snnnack.  Snnnack. Snnnack. Snnnack.  Snnnack.  Snnnack."

I love my kids soooo much.  And I love how they think.  It just cracks me up!