A & D uses

You wouldn't think A & D would have more than the obvious uses. Oh but it does. It does quite well with what you think. Diaper rash.  I think it is my favorite diaper rash ointment. Is it sad that I have a favorite diaper rash ointment?  I am afraid that last question may have diminished my status. . . ah well.

So here area few of my favorites, if not so well known, uses of A& D:

1. Toothpaste. I don't have a clue how this could happen-have you smelled this stuff? 
2. Lotion. Again, the smell. But it works wonders on really dry skin.
3. ChapStick. Similar to #2, except it tastes as bad as it smells. But it really works well... if you don't chew your lips.
4. You can use it to get off stuck jewlery.
5. Fingernail polish.
6. Windex. Scarlett was attempting to use into wash her mirror during quiet time.  Fantastic.
7. It cures diaper rash on dolls, too.
8. It works really well to clean doll clothes. Well, not really. It just makes them slimy and smelly. 
9. Apparently, you can put A&D on the cat as well. I never got the answer to my "why?" But I'm sure there is a really, really good reason for it. I just don't know what it is.
10. This can also be used on dishes. Again, I have NO idea why we were putting it on the dishes, but, I'm sure there was some purpose.
11. Teether. Ivy loves to chew on the tube when her teeth hurt. I'm afraid she is going to bite a hole in it, so I have to keep it hidden from her. Perhaps I should keep it hidden from everyone. 

Apparently A&D should be a controlled substance. At least in my house. I had no idea the uses for it. I somehow doubt I have seen the end of the creativity.  What can you do... but laugh until a little bit of pee comes out!